D12 - Shit Can Happen [Текст Песни]

sh*t can happen
sh*t can happeeen
sh*t can happen
sh*t can happeeen
sh*t can happen
sh*t can happeeen
sh*t can happen
sh*t can happeeen

[Kon Artis]
Yo, that's right motherf**kers we back
Same slanging
Orangutaning
Wilding out on hoodrats that say I act
Like I'm too famous
To say hi and tell 'em what My Name Is
But really I'm still nameless
You niggas don't get it yet do you?
Kill or not
Platinum or flop
I'll still put it through you
With a luger that'll spit fire
And hit higher
Than a pitch by a b*tch like Mariah
You think for one second since we got a deal
That we won't deal with you in front of St. Andrew's still
You gay rappers better learn that
I won't stop until I see 'em turn back
If you don't slow that road you pack
You gon' see these Runyan Ave. niggas
That really need some Prozac
To show that ask the others
Brigade'll lay you down
Next to your mother's mother's grandmothers

[Kuniva]
You know I'm feeling real rowdy tonight
Ready to fight
And half the niggas I give DAT to
I don't even like
The same cat who never gave a damn about your name
I gives a f**k about it
Like the next L.A. Clippers game
I'll kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom
You ain't a madam
It's really unexplainable how I have 'em
Who call theyselves screaming about a challenge
Nigga we got a gift while you barely making it off of mere talent
My skills are deeply imbedded
Even your hoe said it
She was knock-kneed
I f**ked her now she bow-legged
In the middle of rapping I drop the mic
And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrapping
Kuniving Kon Artis my nigga we get it cracking
While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing

[Chorus: Kon Artis] (x2)
(sh*t can happen)
This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
(sh*t can happeeen)
sh*t can happen to him and your ass
(sh*t can happen)
You can be touched don't think you can't
(sh*t can happeeen)
Cuz niggas ain't f**king around no more man

[Swifty]
The feds can't hold me (why?)
I hold feds
I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head (uh huh)
Raining acid (nigga)
You can't refrain from getting your ass kicked
Cuz you talk too much
You asked for it
I'm on some massive sh*t
Everybody ignore me
They wouldn't f**k with me if I was performing at an orgy
These niggas get confronted (what up now?)
Then they change stories
I catch you and they thinking everything's hunky dory
I even have you pour me the gasoline for me (do it)
Pulling up slowly
Cop tailing your homies
Met a lot of niggas but you wouldn't wanna know me (for real)
Your ass might not even make it home with your roley (nigga)
Don't even try
In your system like eco lie
Trying to beef with me
Nigga please, your people die
I'm so wicked that my momma gave birth illegally (uh huh)
I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise!!!)

[Eminem]
Picture me sitting in a jail cell rotting
Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns
When the *cops* come knocking
Each hands got one
Cocked ready to dump slugs heavy as shot puts
One man army
Guns can't harm me
Young and ornery
Worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flip at censorship
Your friends just flipped
Over this swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some sh*t on Infinite
I been giving it a hundred and ten percent
Cuz when I vent most of my energy's
Spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is hennessy
And twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten is because I love being under your skin
Ya, (sh*t) sh*t can happen
So stick to rapping
Quit the yapping
Or I'ma lift the mac in
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the crap
Get the can of whoop ass cracking

Chorus (x2)

[Outro: Eminem]
(sh*t can happen)
It can and it will
(sh*t can happeeen)
f**k around with Amityville
(sh*t can happen)
And you die
Insanity still
(sh*t can happeeen)
Mentality of twelve motherf**kers in six different bodies
(sh*t can happen)
With their personality split
(sh*t can happeeen)
f**king you up with hit after hit
(sh*t can happen)
Sticking you up with clip after clip
(sh*t can happeeen)
Making you suck d*ck after d*ck
(sh*t can happen)
(sh*t can happeeen)
Dirty motherf**kin dozen
(sh*t can happen)
The Kon Artis
(sh*t can happeeen)
Motherf**kin Peter S. Bizarre
Swifty McVay
The Kuniva
Dirty fatherf**kin Harry
Puttin you down in the cemetary
You get buried
All of you motherf**kers suck our motherf**king cock
We are not playing
We are not playing
We are not bullsh*tting
This is not a motherf**king joke